Floatee lover

I love my floatees. I wear them running around the house. I wear them going up and down the stairs. I even wear them when we go to Trader Joe's. You just never know when a pool will pop up or when there may be a really big puddle to dive in. Sure, I get a few weird looks, but best to be prepared.

What do you mean it's weird to wear floatees
to go food shopping?