What a drag

Mommy and daddy got me this new seat, but they keep leaving it in the bathroom. I'm not sure why. I need the seat in the living room where I watch TV and read. For the last few days, I just keep dragging it from the bathroom into the living room. Silly mommy and daddy. Just leave it there already.

This chair sure is comfy.

Junk grabs

Lately, after I poop, I've been letting everyone know by grabbing my diaper and saying "I poop. I poop." Mommy says I'll be a great marketer. I don't know about that. What I do know is once I say it I get changed pretty quickly, which I like. Sometimes, it's fun to trick everyone. Like this morning, I grabbed my diaper and yelled "I poop. I poop." Mommy went to change me and ... fake out. There was nothing there. He he he he.

Poopnado

I've been pooping up a storm these last few days. Today it was a full on poopnado! So much poop came out of me it was crazy! One time when mommy went to pick me up, a bunch of poop that started coming out the top of my diaper got all over her hand. Daddy and me just laughed and laughed. He he he.

Poopy times

It's been a rough couple of days. I keep pooping all the time and I developed a rash on my butt. Daddy says it is as red as a baboon's butt. (A baboon is a kind of ugly monkey.) All I know is it hurts so much. I can't wait until it goes away. :(

Thumbs up doc

I had my one month check-up today. I've grown half an inch and gained two pounds and one ounce. The doctor said all my measurements are great and developmentally I'm a rock star who is already smiling and tracking voices and movement. I was so excited about the compliment that I peed on the table next to the scale and then spit up. Once that got cleaned up, I was so relieved and relaxed that I accidentally pooped and spit up on the nurse’s table. I must say, not my finest moments. I sure needed a bath today.

 

The spa

I had my first full bath today. Talk about luxurious! It is so much better than sponge baths. I loved splashing my feet in the water and having my head shampooed. I could easily get used to this every day. Actually, I was so relaxed that I pooped in the water. I guess you’re not supposed to do that because Daddy got grossed out (again) and ran out of the room. I don’t know why he is so afraid of poop. J

 

Nana visits

Nana came up from New York to play with me for a few days. She is quite persistent. She keeps putting me in this rocker chair and telling me I’m going to like it. I cry and cry, but every few hours, she keeps putting me back in there. Of course, she was right. I do like the chair, I just had to get used to it. Thanks Nana!

Daddy has been sick this past week so I haven’t gotten to snuggle with him. Luckily, he is feeling better and was able to hold me today. To show him how much I missed him, when we went to change my poopy diaper, midway through the change I pooped again, and as he was done cleaning me up a second time, I pooped a third time. He got grossed out and mommy had to finish. She couldn’t stop laughing. Maybe I’ll do that again next time daddy changes me.

I also figured out how to hold a bottle on my own. I’m so smart! J