Insomniac attack

Help!! I’ve forgotten how to sleep in my crib. I can be fast asleep in mommy or daddy’s arms and within a few minutes of being placed in my crib I wake up, eyes wide open. It’s crazy. I usually start screaming because I’m scared and frustrated. Mommy or daddy come and pick me up and I’ll pass out in one of their arms within minutes because I’m so tired. But as soon as I’m put back in that crib, I’m magically wide awake again! So, I scream, AGAIN. This can go on and on for what feels like hours. For a few nights now I’ve slept in my comfy chair just to get a good night sleep. I think my crib may be cursed. At least I think that is what mommy says … something about cursing.

Check out my crib

Mommy was telling me about this show called MTV Cribs, where celebrities give tours of their homes. The weird thing is, although it is called Cribs, none of celebrities actually have cribs. Since I do, I figured I’d give you a tour of my “crib.” When I first moved in, my room was a white canvas, because mommy and daddy didn’t know if I was going to be a boy or a girl. It’s taken me a few weeks to get it decorated, but I’m almost there.

Here is where I sleep. Pretty posh! It turns out it isn’t safe to keep bumpers in a crib. I don’t remember if it was mommy or Nana who had the brilliant idea to turn my crib bumper into an “L” for Lexi and hang it on the wall. Either way, I love it! They are so smart. 

  

Here is where I keep all my clothes and where I get changed. We still have to paint the drawer knobs. I’m thinking a magenta or purple. Or, maybe pink to match the Pink Panther prints. What do you think?

Here are some of my stuffed animal friends. There is Socktopus (get it, because he is an octopus wearing socks), Sully, Maggie the monkey, Gerry and giraffe and Mortimer the moose to name a few. Sometimes I talk with them when I can’t sleep at night.

Here is the chair where I like to rock out and relax. That box on the floor is where mommy has been putting the clothes that I have gotten too big to wear. It's not classy, but it works for now. It also doubles as a book shelf. I’ve been looking everywhere to find a bookshelf but still haven’t found exactly what I’m looking for, so the search continues. 

That's my "crib."