Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Wednesday, February 24, 2016

Return home

I didn't make it too far. As soon as I dragged my suitcase toward the door I realized I left my pacifier on the couch. When I went back to get it, mommy said I could only have it if I stayed. Well played, mommy, well played.

Alright, I'll stay. Want to help me unpack.

Running away

Sometimes I get mad because I can't have cookies for breakfast or watch TV all day or I have to go to bed and I'm not tired. Today when mommy and daddy said I couldn't blow bubbles in the house that was it. I decided to pack up and head out. I packed everything I need in my suitcase. I have all the food from my kitchen, three pairs of sunglasses, four train toys, Grover and Abby, bubbles and a few lollipops. Adios!

Go ahead, take your picture. This may be the last one.

Thursday, February 4, 2016

Special delivery

I keep telling mommy that I want to go in Nana and Poppi's car, but mommy tells me they live far away. I decided to mail myself there. I should be there in two to four days. See you soon!

I better pack snacks.

Wednesday, December 9, 2015

Cover your eyes

Whenever I hear loud noises, I cover my eyes. It makes the loud noises go away. Daddy says I should cover my ears, not by eyes. Why would I do that? Then I wouldn't be able to hear that the noises have gone away. Silly daddy!

Did you hear that?

Friday, May 8, 2015

Days be hiding

This week sure went fast. One day it was Monday and all of a sudden it became Friday. Where did the other days go? Maybe they are hiding in the playground. I'm going to go look for them now. Be right back.

Nope, no Tuesday hiding here.
No Wednesday or Thursday here either. 

Monday, April 27, 2015

Mommy is fired!

I need a new blogging partner. Mommy, apparently, is too busy to help me post as often as I like. This weekend, daddy and me went to the Basketball Hall of Fame. We got awesome videos of me dribbling, passing and even dunking! Have you seen them on my blog? NO! And why? Because mommy is too busy to post them. Daddy also took a video of me on my first big girl swing all by myself (and of me falling off). Have you seen the video on my blog? No! And why? You guessed it, mommy is too "tired" to help me post. She couldn't even manage to post a selfie Sunday!! It's ridiculous! I'm growing up fast here and need a reliable posting partner. So, I'm hiring. Post your resume in the comments if you are interested.

Saturday, February 21, 2015

HaCKing!

MoMMy has ben TOO bizy 2 HeLp mee post sew I'M doughing it All by mesELf. C, I can doo-doo it juST OKay. :)

I feEd me-sELF 2.