Thursday, January 16, 2014

Joining DA – Droolers Anonymous

My name is Lexi and I’m a drooler. I started drooling two weeks ago. I can’t stop. I need to drool in the mornings, in the afternoons – basically whenever I’m awake. It’s starting to affect my lifestyle. I now have to have multiple tops with me at all times because at any moment my shirt can become sopping wet. My chin is starting to break out in pimples. I also find myself wanting to play with my drool. I shove my hands in it and then my hands get all wet and so does everything else I touch. How do I get my habit under control? 

I feel a little better after admitting my habit.
Thanks for not judging me.



1 comment:

  1. My roommate told her 4 month old he needs to join droolers anonymous and we jokingly researched it and came across this page. I just want to tell you this is so cute and funny!

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