Me and my mullet

Mommy keeps telling people I have a mullet. I wasn’t sure what a mullet is so I Googled it. (Don’t look so surprised. Of course I know how to Google something. I’m part of the highly connected Generation Z and write my own blog.) Turns out, a mullet is a hair style where hair is short in the front and long in the back. In one search, it said a mullet is “business in the front, party in the back.” I’m not sure what that means, but every time mommy says it to someone, the person laughs. It kind of hurts my feelings. Daddy defends me and says I don’t have a mullet, but he doesn’t have much hair, so I’m not sure how much of an authority he is on the subject. What do you think?