Poopy times

It's been a rough couple of days. I keep pooping all the time and I developed a rash on my butt. Daddy says it is as red as a baboon's butt. (A baboon is a kind of ugly monkey.) All I know is it hurts so much. I can't wait until it goes away. :(

Selfie Sunday 17

I'm showing some skin today.
I've never worn a short sleeve shirt out before.

Poker face

Last night I got to hang out with friends Mary and Victor. They are so much fun. Victor kept trying to get me to smile with funny faces and sounds, but I kept my poker face on ... even after he put a silly Mardi Gras hat on my head!

This hat is ridiculous!

Blocker

I love hitting things out of people's hands. Drinks are my favorite. I've made a little game of it with mommy. She'll be holding me in one hand and she'll try to drink something with her other hand and I try to hit it away. Sometimes I manage to make whatever is in the cup spill. It's so funny when that happens. He he. But that mommy, she is getting smart. She started holding my hands down now when she drinks. Daddy says with my blocking skills I'm going to be a great volleyball player. I'm not sure what that is but if I get to keep hitting things out of the way it sounds fun to me.

Head heavy

Take a look at these pictures. My head looks HUGE! Could you imagine if these got out on the internet? I’d be so embarrassed! Someone needs to give mommy and daddy lessons about how to take good photos.

 

Bar Mitzvah bonanza

I survived my first Bar Mitzvah and it was a blast. Cousin Michael led the whole temple service, which was very impressive. I only had to leave the synagogue once … after I threw up on mommy’s dress. (Sorry mommy.) Then we went to the party. There was a man called a DJ that played all types of fun songs. I danced and danced and danced until my shoes fell off—literally! Then I took photos in the photo booth and got to shake a maraca. I also got to play with all my other cousins that were there. Cousins Sydney and Max were especially fun. I loved holding onto their fingers. More photos to come soon, but here’s a quick one of my party dress. 

Who is ready for a Bar Mitzvah? Me!

Dining Jersey style

Last night we met cousins Meredith, Dave and Parker for dinner at this deli where the food was bigger than me! Check out the cakes below. They even had a pickle bar. Only in New Jersey.

Don't cousins Meredith and Dave
look great with a girl!

Why doesn't Parker want to take a
photo with me? Is it because I drool a lot?

My cousin Meredith is so funny!

Those are some big cakes!