What's his name

We went to this place where you put monies in slots and play games or go on rides. Then you collect tickets. It was so fun! I liked the feed the doggie game and riding a horsey. I traded in all my tickets for a Chucky Cheese. It's been a few days and I still carry him with me everywhere. He is my buddy...although sometimes I forget his name and have to ask mommy, what's his name?

Giddy up!

We're going to the market to get cheese.

Silly faces

Mommy is always trying to take photos of me so I just make lots of funny faces. She just "wants one good photo." He he he. I think these are all great!

I'm going to blink. I'm going to blink.

I'm not tired, I just like to yawn.

Look at me. I can go down stairs with my eyes closed.

Privacy please!

Can you believe mommy?! Here I am, trying to use the potty and she is taking photos. Daddy at least gives me some privacy. I've been using the potty more and more lately, but mostly in restaurants and at home if I remember...or if I'm stalling.

Please, no photos!

Diapers please!

Mommy thought I might like to wear big girl underwear today instead of diapers. I don't know what she was thinking. Every time I peed, I got my underwear and legs all wet. Then I'd slip and fall down in the puddle. I like using the potty once in a while, like when I don't want to go to bed or after the bath, but not all the time. I'll take my diapers back please. Luckily for me, daddy agrees. He he he.

Trouble again

I got in trouble at school today. We were getting ready for story time and I told my class to, "sit down and shut the f@ck up." My teacher said I can't say that...I just want to be like them.

Bye, bye pacis

When the new baby comes, the baby is going to need my pacifiers. (At least that is what mommy keeps saying. I don't know why we can't buy the baby new pacifiers.) Mommy says we have to mail the pacis to the baby so the baby has them before it gets here. Mommy helped me decorate the envelop we're going to mail them in. I'm still not sure about this whole thing, but it was fun to color and put stickers on the envelope.

This envelop is looking good.

I think we need one more sticker right here. 

I can't smile, I'm concentrating on decorating.

Sunday shopper

I love shopping. I don't care what we're shopping for, it's just fun pulling the cart.

I cleaned up aisle three. 

Bed staller

I like staying up really late. Some days I stay up to 10 p.m. One trick I learned is when mommy and daddy try to put me to bed early, I say I want to take a bath. They can't say no to a bath. But before I go in the bath, I like to sit on potty. Sometimes I pee. Sometimes I poop. Sometimes I just sit there and sing. The best thing is, it makes it super late. He he he.

Nope, not ready for bed!

Chillin with doc

I had my two-and-half year old check up today. Want to guess how big I am? I'm 40 pounds (99th percentile) and 38 inches (97th percentile). Yup, I'm still an overachiever. I felt so comfortable in the doctor's office that I started rearranging the furniture. I made myself a chair and ottoman. There is nothing like sitting back and kicking your feet up. I also got another shot, but no big deal. As long as I get a band-aid I'm OK with them.

Waiting for my checkup.