Kiss 2.0

Remember when mommy said that I gave slutty kisses because I always kept my mouth open. Well, I figured out how to do close mouth kisses. Don't worry, I'm still a little slutty though because I still love to kiss everyone!!

Bilingual? Si!

My Spanish vocabulary (that means words I know) is growing. At day care today we drew pictures of fish in agua (it means water). I giggle every time I say agua. It sounds so silly. Agua, agua, agua. Hehehe.

Know and grow

Here are all the new things I learned this week.

1. How to use scissors

2. How to make a ransom note
3. Hamantaschens are the best type of cookie EVER

4. You aren't supposed to eat stickers or glitter tattoos

5. If I sit really still, daddy lets me watch a lot of TV with him

6. It is more fun using crayons as dipping sticks in food than using them to color, especially at restaurants

7. I really like the roller coaster ride at Kids Fun Stop

8. Cashews are weird to chew

9. How to throw an effective (that means it works) tantrum

Not now, I'm eating.

RIP Mr. Fishy

Mr. Fishy died. When I went to say hello he was just floating in his bowl. I tapped and tapped and he wouldn't swim. He looked so sad. Now I'm sad. Bye-bye Mr. Fishy.

Meet Mr. Fishy

I got my first pet! It's a fish named Mr. Fishy. He swims around in this little bowl. I like trying to pet him, but mommy says I can't do that. I also can't take him out of the water or try to eat him. He's a "look at" pet. I heard daddy say he isn't real (that he runs on batteries), but he is very real to me. It is weird though that I tried a few times to feed Mr. Fishy some of my food and he never wants any. I guess he has a tiny, tiny belly.

Looking at Mr. Fishy, petting him and then trying to eat him. He tasted wet.

Got ID?

After our hot date on V-day, I saw David again today at his second birthday party. He let me play with his Yo Gabba Gabba toys, which I'm told is HUGE! He doesn't let anyone just play with them. :)  I really liked petting David's cat and dog. I only got licked once and I didn't even mind. There were a lot of people at the party so I helped out by being the bouncer. It was tough work! Some of the adults kept hopping over the gate instead of going through the door. Don't worry, I yelled at them so they wouldn't do it again.

No one gets in without ID.

We're full. Try back later.

HaCKing!

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