Fresh meat

There is a new boy at daycare. His name is Layne. He's not much of a conversationalist or even a babblealiat. I definitely prefer myself an older man who challenges me. Maybe I'll meet someone on Friday when mommy and me go to a challah making class. A nice Jewish boy even. :)  I just hope the bruises on my forehead from banging into things go away. If not I may have to borrow mommy's makeup.

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Poopnado

I've been pooping up a storm these last few days. Today it was a full on poopnado! So much poop came out of me it was crazy! One time when mommy went to pick me up, a bunch of poop that started coming out the top of my diaper got all over her hand. Daddy and me just laughed and laughed. He he he.

Food glorious food

I've been eating a lot of new foods lately like miso soup, wood grilled haddock and beets. I'll try anything. It's especially fun when I get to feed myself instead of mommy feeding me. Mommy uses a fork and only puts food in my mouth. I make sure all parts of me are fed, like my hair, my lap and my arms. Yum!

Yup, that's a noodle in my hair and
I'm happy to see you. 

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Happy Sunday. What, you want my snacks? OK, I'll share.

 

Welcome to Lexidome

I got my first condo! It's a glorious 18.5 square feet and it's all mine. I call it Lexidome. I spent the first few nights renovating and decorating. It was a lot of work! I painted the walls different colors and hung up a bunch of my favorite things. I can't wait to have friends over to play. I think Lexidome can comfortably fit five friends at a time, but definitely only one daddy. When he comes in to play he takes up way too much room and it gets pretty tight in here. Maybe I'll have an open house this weekend. Will you come?

Welcome to Lexidome! 

Don't diet me

I think Mommy has me on a diet. She's always telling me to don't eat things. Like, don't eat the mail. Don't eat the remote control. Don't eat your crib. Don't eat the computer wire. Don't eat the phone charger. Don't eat the phone. Don't eat those shoes. Don't eat paint. It's getting to be ridiculous. I'm growing and I need to eat!!!